Rule 1: Always post the rules.
Answer the questions that the person who tagged you asked you andwrite 11 new ones.
Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post.
Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them.
Rule 5: Tag/link me when you’re done, I wanna read them.
1. Fill in the blank. Can’t go wrong with KITTENS.
2. Write me a haiku about your own personal kryptonite.
Refreshing tumblr again.
Oh look! Nothing new.
3. What’s the trivia question that stumps everyone on your team except for you?
Anything about Shakespeare.
4. Give me the one-liner that would be your Tinder bio (or is your Tinder bio…hey, I don’t know your life).
Trick question, because I would never have a Tinder bio.
5. The police are chasing after you. Why are they chasing after you?
I hit someone in the face with a book for calling literature dumb.
6. What’s your karaoke song?
7. The thing you would like to patent and sell in a Sky Mall magazine if you could.
A tablet that had actual pages to turn but could have different books set to appear in it. This. Would be. Awesome.
8. What is the first thing you would do for someone else if you won the lottery?
Help my friends who still have a lot of college loans to pay off.
9. Who (or what) is your constant?
I mean, family, obviously, but…stories. I love stories.
10. What’s the thing you love to hate the most? Hate to love the most?
Love to hate: people who think they are smart and are not.
Hate to love: lol TV shows definitely.
11. You just died (sorry) and your life is being made into a movie. Which music composer is scoring your biopic?
Alexandre Desplat please!
Also. Guys. I’ve been writing these questions all week instead of writing my fic. And I’m super proud of them. If you see them on your dash and I haven’t tagged you, pretend I did and answer them anyway! Then tag me back so I can read them!!